Rumors Of A "Titty Hornet" Invasion Are Greatly Exaggerated

Last year, America suffered through a Murder Hornet panic that ultimately seemed to pan out without much fanfare. On Tuesday, Twitter users were panicked about another potential hornet invasion, this time from the "Asian Magumbo Hornet," which, let's face it, is a bee with massive cans.

A new invasive species of hornet has been spotted across North America, the Asian Magumbo Hornet. pic.twitter.com/Scn8DNJqZ7

— Neon Leon (@Thegoryend) January 20, 2021

The hoax pulled off by Twitter user @thegoryend led to a series of jokes across social media, as people were prepared to welcome the large-breasted queen with open arms.

Asian Boob Hornets have entered the chat. https://t.co/zFdpJs89PQ

— Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) January 20, 2021

i can’t believe a hornet has bigger tits than me 💔 https://t.co/MPXwCjJlSe

— shania (@bloodyxvampire) January 20, 2021

https://t.co/7FQ5x8Pxkn pic.twitter.com/urYE72JuDY

— Scott Frerichs 🏳️‍🌈 🐯 (@KaiserNeko) January 20, 2021

However, the jugged-hornet invasion is not to be. The "Asian Magumbo Hornet" is a photoshop created in 2018 by Redditor simulatedmind. At the time, his post got just one point on Reddit, because the world simply wasn't ready to embrace the Asian Dohoobnhonkero Hornet.