Jacob Wohl, Jack Burkman Charged With Felonies In Detroit-related Robocall Scheme

Word around the Hipster Coffee Shop is that Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, two GOP operatives who have attempted to damage numerous Democratic political heroes with cockamamie schemes that have all fallen apart as soon as they go into motion, may finally be facing legal repercussions for one of their numerous botched operations.

Though the pair has unsuccessfully tried to stir up scandals against Robert Mueller, Elizabeth Warren, Dr. Fauci, Kamala Harris and Pete Buttigieg, none of those libelous schemes are what they're facing jail time for.

Michigan State Attorney General Dana Nessel has charged the pair with multiple crimes as part of their involvement in a robocall scheme which tried to scare Michigan voters about the dangers of mail-in voting. Specifically, they are charged with: "One count of election law--intimidating voters," "One count of conspiracy to commit an election law violation," "One count of using a computer to commit the crime of election law -- intimidating voters," and "Using a computer to commit the crime of conspiracy, a seven-year felony."

The news led people to remember some great Wohl and Burkman moments of history.

What’s everyone’s favorite Jacob Wohl scam? Mine is the time he accused Elizabeth Warren of sleeping with a hot Marine dude pic.twitter.com/I4mEnvjvtz

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) October 1, 2020

Reminder: Jacob Wohl took pictures of himself in front of the same fence and claimed to be traveling the world. He’s not only a liar with delusions of grandeur, he’s also really, really stupid. pic.twitter.com/ZLxDpqOZ54

— JRehling (@JRehling) October 1, 2020

The pair faces a maximum prison sentence of 24 years. There is no court date for the pair yet, but it may finally be time for Wohl and Burkman, whose freedom despite their numerous failed schemes has baffled onlookers for years, to face the system.